Somewhere, the Nike marketing team is unhappy with their results
- Mom: Oh, you have a pair of Nike sneakers in the basement. Navy blue and silver. Did you know?
- me: probably
- Mom: Probably you knew you had sneakers?
- me: yuip
- Mom: But can't use?
- For any purpose?
- Bad support from Nike?
- me: yup
- what do they look like, specifically?
- do they have a shoe name?
- air max?
- shox?
- Mom: They have those visible bouncy things in the heel.