October 2009
1 post
September 2009
12 posts
Ed Westwick's bad idea tats →
Gettin' hitched Elf Yourself! →
THIS KID →
Get this kid in a Missy Elliott video circa 1999
WatchDevorah Rose was a MADE COACH. WHAT THE FUCK
Has anyone seen that show Snapped on Oxygen!?
HOLY CRAP. that shit is insane.
True support from the men in my life
Andy: looks disgusting
who is that picture of?
me: what?
what picture
Andy: next to your name
me: um, that's me?
Andy: really?
me: with zero makeup and a sunburn
Andy: it doesnt look like you
me: barry has dubbed it "the worst picture of you ever"
Andy: yeah it looks pretty bad
but i cant really see cuz its so small
but it looks like you have something in your cheeks
me: jeez what is with the men in my life
no wonder i'm single
Andy: haha
maybe its bc you keep taking pics of yourself with no makeup and sunburn
and posting them online
whats your jdate profile, you with bee stings and a facial mask?
WatchTHE QUINT…I am the happiest person on the planet
August 2009
44 posts
Super Servicey YouTube URLs →
MTV buys rights to Skins →
THIS JUST IN: EPIC FAIL
(this will be worse than the NBC version of Coupling)
It's the little things at 8:30 am as you wait for... →
An actual conversation with someone I work with
[redacted]: oh
can i ask you a question about judaism
what is this chavas (sp!?) deal? do a lot of ppl do this? how do you straighten your hair on the weekends?!
me: what?
shabbos, you mean?
like shabbat?
the sabbath?
friday at sunset - Saturday at sunset?
[redacted]: oh yeah. that's the one
She is from Westchester. Not a hole in the ground or Mars.
Breaking: Americans marry, remarry too much →
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Your 4 pm WTF →
Today in WTF →
Connie Britton FTW →
McHaleeeeeeee →
If you want to remain anonymous and give yourself... →
Maybe don’t let your kids film your house for MTV Teen Cribs?
My interest in the actual show plotlines may be... →
But they sure know their way around a damn marketing ploy, those fuckers.
I'll stick to Betsy Wetsy, thanks →
The grueling world of hand modeling →
Somewhere, the Nike marketing team is unhappy with...
Mom: Oh, you have a pair of Nike sneakers in the basement. Navy blue and silver. Did you know?
me: probably
Mom: Probably you knew you had sneakers?
me: yuip
Mom: But can't use?
For any purpose?
Bad support from Nike?
me: yup
what do they look like, specifically?
do they have a shoe name?
air max?
shox?
Mom: They have those visible bouncy things in the heel.
BEST. NEWS. OF. LIFE. →
THE NIGHMAN COMETH. IS TOURING.
inhale. exhale.
Hunter Parrish & John Krasinski's as brothers (and... →
Seminal film director John Hughes dies →
Unfair →
Solitary crow on fence portending doom, analysts... →
This picture says all you need to know.
Fucking finally: Psychologists reject "gay... →
OH HAPPY DAY...NO MORE BEN LYONS →
More JGL and Zooey glory...Sid & Nancy →
“But Leighton, our Upper East Side heroine, can handle rather more than a...”
– Really, Harpers Bazaar, really??
JGL and Zooey dancing glory →
Great article about screenwriting →
Oooooooooooooooh Huffpo →