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NPH TO HOST EMMYS
I AM CLEARLY VERY EXCITED
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The Duffster on GG
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Hey, season 5, get here.

“It’s sort of like a cross between Al Jolson and Bel Biv Devoe. With a bit of Aaron Copland. And a dash of Yanni.”

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There were no dogs in my office today. LAME
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Post FTW
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Awesome jobs
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If you're a TLC fan, this dude is here right no
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Nobody move! Quinto down! Quinto DOWN!
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Uhhh, poster art guy? Really?
Uhhh, poster art guy? Really?

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Best cookbook of all time
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TRUE CONFESSIONS

Things I did this weekend

Watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Read L.A. Candy

I felt I had to tell someone before I became a full-fledged Walmart-shopping, red state resident…

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DUMBEST FOOD TO EAT WHEN YOU HAVE A COLD

Salad/anything with lettuce.

I just sneezed partially-masticated green all over my keyboard/computer screen.

Now my misery is yours, tumblr-readers!

You’re welcome.

God, I’m miserable.

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ZOMFG
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This is what they're going to be filming in front of my desk every Wednesday this summer
FML
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Maturity has been reached...

  • Chris: :-0,c===3
  • me: what's the comma for?
  • Chris: prince albert
  • me: :-Pc===3
  • i can't believe i'm participating in this
  • Chris: isn't it fun
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